i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
