Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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