He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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