honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She bit a glass in half.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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