i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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