My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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