office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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