oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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