You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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