So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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