You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
