Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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