help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
