i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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