im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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