So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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