But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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