so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he high fived his dick after we had sex
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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