that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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