you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
