You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So many bounce houses so little time
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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