i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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