You can't motorboat a personality
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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