yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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