I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
