I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
