More tranny stories later!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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