I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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