Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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