They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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