PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Soap is not a condiment
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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