Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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