Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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