the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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