haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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