Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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