Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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