just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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