I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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