Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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