I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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