I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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