We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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