Porn is love you can see.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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