so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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