We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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