doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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