yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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