There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
