the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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